ASIN: B0099HFADC
Publisher: Ashton Cartwright
Pages: 137
Have YOU Read Pretending to Love?A ridiculously tongue-in-cheek guide to navigating the perils and pitfalls of a modern relationship, Pretending to Love will teach you how to attract the right sort of partner, trick them into liking you, manipulate their feelings to suit your own needs, and then dump them in an appropriate fashion when you get bored and/or hungry. Relationship Advice For Women And MenQ: Is it my parents’ fault that I’m so bad at relationships?A: You shouldn’t blame your parents for your shortcomings, since their parents probably messed them up first. If you are going to blame anyone, blame your grandparents. The jerks.Q: Will a woman ever love me as much as she loves her cat?A: No, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even asking such a ridiculous question.Q: Is there such a thing as being TOO insecure?A: Of course not! Without massive insecurities, how would you ...
