Publisher: RC Boldt Publishing, LLC
Clam Jam“Clam Jam”Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block.Example: You’re chatting with a guy you’re interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him. MaggieThat’s my life—except it’s worse. My friend who keeps “jamming” me is my gay roommate and if that isn’t a W.T.F. moment, I’m not sure what is.Fact: He went home with three—yes, three—of the guys I had been so sure were into me.Fact: He’s really pissing me off. I mean, hello? I’m trying to get back in the saddle, but I’ll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren’t gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?Fact: My gay-dar needs a serious tune-up.RyThe day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met “the girl”, except there was ...